so true. poor adult life = RAMEN all day errday
lmao, so true!
smirnoff quote is so fucking accurate. -_____-
(Source: startlivingthedream)
:) this is very true.
god i love that show.
so true -____-
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boys in fights:
i hate you man fuck you
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girls in fights:
Your eyes are uneven and you're fat and you're an attention whore and you're dumb and I bet the only reason you have good grades is because you sleep with your teachers. Also, I had sex with your boyfriend. And also I deleted you off facebook and unfollowed you and I hope you live alone for the rest of your life and even your cats run away from you. PS your mom is sleeping with her yoga teacher. Bye, cunt.
Turned down offers from multiple men to go out drinking tonight. (I know, right? When does that happen? Not often in my life of late. (The offers, not the turning down. And to be fair to myself, it’s because I haven’t wanted any. Ok this is a ridiculous non sequitur MOVING ON))
I figured I needed to stay in, get caught up on work, sleep.
Well, I’m in, but I’m not caught up, I’m not working, and I’m not sleeping.
I’m not sure why.
I don’t need or want a man to go out drinking with. Those are really easy to come by (obviously).
I want, I need a man to be in bed with me right now. To make me keep working when I want to be lazy, to watch bad TV with me when I’m done, and then to do all the things I miss doing in bed.
That list includes sleeping.
Hm. This is fascinating. “I’m in, but not caught up, I’m not working, and I’m not sleeping.” I know this too well.
lmao, so true.
just so you know. lol.
Fuck Yes.
